Lyrics: Honey mascara your eyebrow and come with me. We're gonna step into highbrow society Doin' the platinum plated sophisticated swing. There'll be an orchestra playin' the latest hits While we are swingin' and swayin' down at the Ritz Doin' a perfectly mated sophisticated swing. My, we must dance refined. Still if you're inclined to go to town, we'll go dear. Honey, we're gonna got to it in style deluxe And we can just about do it on seven bucks, Doin' a newly-created sophisticated. Doubly delighted and magically mated, Relievingly related and sweetly united, With passion ignited and joy unabated, we sing Doin' the new renovated sophisticated swing.